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Put a piece of tape over your pet's
If you have a fish, or any aquatic animal for that matter, pee in
their water tank. If you have a land animal, pee in their
If you have a dog, take a can of dog food and sit down in front of
your dog and eat the dog food licking your lips and cheering about
how great the food is.
Constantly test and see if its really true that cats ALWAYS land
right side up.
Try to drown your fish. Don't ever stop trying until you are
Replace your fish food with flakes of your skin and toe nail
Feed your pet peanut butter, they will lick their chaps forever.
Cut out a hole in your pants and put your cat inside the pants, then
pretend to take a dump until the cat gets out of the hole and falls
into conveniently placed sand where you promptly bury the cat and
walk off strutting.
Always call your dog a bitch.