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Annoy the Movie Goers:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

3. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.

4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8. Yell out what is going to happen.

9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16. Run out of the theater screaming, "Oh my goodness, I forgot, Webster is on now!"

17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19. Try to start a wave.

20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23. Sing with the theme music.

24. Whenever a fat guy comes in the movie, stand up and do the truffle shuffle. Include the sound effects.

25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27. Ask your neighbor if Mr. T. is in the movie, and ask often.

28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38. Do the running man every time a rap song is played.

39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

41. Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke."

43. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

44. When you are choosing a seat point at someone and say loudly, "I don't want to sit next to that guy, he smells funny!"