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Q: Is there a way to find out what color nipples a chick has by just looking at her face?
A:There is a gland in the female body that produces what is called the nipplest pigameta or nipple pigment. Skin pigments are rated on a table of their color, from light to dark. This special gland produces a color that is indirectly proportional to the color of the female face. Therefore, if you know what pigment rating the female face has you can figure our the pigment rating of that same female's nipple.
Q: When a head is decapitated, can the person still see for a short amount a of time?
A:Yes, when the human head is cut off from the rest of the body its nerves are all severed therefore the head cannot feel pain. Once the head is seperated, the brain is still alive and the eyes can funcion enough to still create pictures, or "see" things.
Q: What is Charles Spearmen?(spelling?)
A:Sorry, even the dipshit himself could'nt answer this question.
Q: Is it good to chew and eat on the skin around your fingers?
A: No. Chewing on the skin around your fingers gives germs an easier
opportunity to enter your body. Humans use their
hands to do almost everything, and besides the mouth
the hands are prone to have the most amount of germs
then anywhere else on your body. Besides the
proneness to disease chewing on this skin can also
cause nasty scars, especially if you are known to
not heal scars right. Almost everyone is stuck with
this habit of chewing on the fingers but a little
will power can help overcome it. One way to help
prevent this is to keep a coat of clear polish on your nails at all times, and brush the polish over the skin on the sides of your nails.
Unless you have no taste buds this should be a very
useful technique in stopping this habit.
Q: What is a Tard Monk?
A: A Tard Monk is the label for anyone named Stephanie Garay. "Tard Monk"
was invented around 1996, where a girl named
Stephanie Garay held tard-monkish features, and was
thus called that name from then on. The picture on
the left is from a 6th grade yearbook 6 years ago,
the writing is original 6th grade writing. The next
time you see anyone named Stephanie Garay, make sure
to call them Tard Monk.
Q: If you cut a worm in half will it really become two different worms?
A: If you cut a worm in half it can regenerate a new tail from the side with the head on it but it cannot regenerate a new head from the side with the tail on it. That means you end up with a worm and a half.
Q: How do they know dogs are color blind?
A: Three scientists at the University of California at Santa Barbara adopted the traditional strategy of trying to tempt the dogs with food. The menu, frankly, could have stood some improvement: would YOU cooperate with people whose idea of a reward was a cheese-and-beef-flavored pellet? Nonetheless, the researchers found three mutts who were sufficiently desperate to play along. They showed the dogs three screens lit up from behind with colored lights--two of one color, the third of a different color. The mutts got the pellet if they poked the odd-colored screen with their noses.
The dogs had no difficulty distinguishing colors at the opposite ends of the visible spectrum, such as red and blue, and they proved to be demons with blues in general, quickly learning to differentiate blue from violet. But they bombed at other colors, confusing greenish-yellow, orange, and red.
The researchers concluded that dogs suffer from a type of colorblindness that in humans is called deuteranopia. Normal humans have three types of color receptors for red, green, and blue. Deuteranopes lack the green receptor, and thus (apparently) can't tell a lemon from a lime--or, for that matter, a red traffic light from a green one. You can make your own answer if dogs are really colorblind.
Q: Why is one of my testicles larger than the other?
A: The enlarging of one testicle can be caused by various reasons. Hydrocele, Varicocle, Torsion of the Testis, Cryptorchidism, Testicular Tumors, Orchitis, Epididymitis, and Jock rash. Hydrocele: This common cause of scrotal enlargement is caused by an accumulation of clear or straw colored fluid. It can be idiopathic, but also occurs following an inflammation of the testis, epididymis, injury or neoplasm. Treatment is by aspiration or incision, if the hydrocele is large and uncomfortable. Testicular Tumors: The most common cause of testicular enlargement, are typically malignant, and often metastasize before diagnosis. Testicular cancers occur primarily between the ages of 15 and 30 years and 95 percent arise from germ cells. Benign testicular tumors usually arise from the interstitial or Sertoli cells. Diagnosis is by palpation. A biopsy is necessary to determine malignancy. Chemotherapy, radiation and orchiectomy are potential treatments. These are just two of the causes of testicular enlargement. If you are experiencing any of these problems it is probably best to visit your doctor.
Q: Why do I get weird bumps when I shave my pubes? Is there anything I can do to prevent it?
A: What you are experiencing is called razor burn. Razor burn is caused by hair that is pushed back into the follicle, which becomes inflamed and then develops into an ingrown hair. Attack the problem before it starts. Use a shaving gel (try Skintimate Moisturizing Shave Gel) instead of cream to avoid clogging pores, and always shave in the direction of hair growth, using a clean and sharp razor every time. Also, try to avoid wearing tight jeans or underwear, which can rub against the skin. The more you shave the more you increase your chances of razor burn, so try to cut down on the amount of times you shave your pubic area. When razor burn does occur, apply an aloe-vera-based cortisone cream twice a day to soothe the area and get rid of the redness. Try DDF Aloe Cort Cream.
Q: You find yourself in front of 2 roads, one of them leads to Heaven, one
of them leads to Hell. In front of the roads there is 2 men, one of them can
only lie, and one of them can only tell the truth. You are allowed to ask one
question to one of the men before you choose what road to lead you to eternity.
What question can you ask that will reveal which road leads to Heaven and which
road leads to Hell?
A: "What road would the other man point to if I asked him which road
leads to Heaven?" The road given will always be Hell, which reveals which
is Heaven and allows you to choose where you would really like to go. If you
asked this question to the man who only tells the truth, he will know that the
other man will lie and point to Hell, and will thus point to Hell himself. If
you asked this question to the man who only lied, he would have to say Hell
because he knows the truthful man will only point to Heaven.