1............(The College Sweaters)
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to
see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he
notices a big "Y" on her chest. The doctor asks,
"Why do you have a big "Y" on your
chest?" She replys,
"Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love
he likes to wear his college sweater." The doctor nods
and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her
he notices a big "H" on her chest. Agian, the
"How did you get a big "H" on your
The woman replys "My husband went to Harvard and when
we make love he likes to wear his college sweater." The
doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last
patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this
woman also has a letter on her chest. A large "M".
"dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
"NO" replys the patient "but my girlfriend
went to Wisconsin"
2..........(3 Wrost Things About Being An
Q: What are the worst 3 thinks about being an egg?
1. It takes you 10 minutes to get hard.
2. You have to come in a box with 5 others.
3. The only person ever to sit on your face is your mother.
3...........(2 Winos & A Male Dog)
Two winos are staggering down an alleyway, late at night,
very drunk on cheap wine. Happy, arm in arm and singing,
they suddenly stop dead in their tracks. Directly ahead of
them is a fleabitten, old mongrel, male dog - cleaning
himself. One wino staring with bloodshot, unfocused eyes and
on unsteady legs at the dog, then his crotch and then back
at the dog. He says,
"Wow..would I ever like to be able to do THAT!"
His friend looks at him, then the dog and then takes his
drunken friend aside,
"You'd better pet him first....he looks vicious".
4.........(Balls To You)
One Sardar went to US and stepped in for the first time in a
pickup bar. While he was enjoying the scene around, a babe
came and placed her self provocatively on Sardi's lap.
She said " Hi, I'm Suzan, 'Suzi' to you " Sardi
was all excited with this welcome and said,
"Hi I'm Balwinder, Balls to you"
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very
long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of
gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the
sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.
Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the
package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in
the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If
it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the
long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that
are easier to remove.
"These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past
three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart.
"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first
time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them
before I have a chance to see you again.
"When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally be a little
damp from wearing.
"Just think how many times I will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday
night. All my love.
"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with
a little fur showing."