Hi. (trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.)
I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle....
Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week.
Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts!
If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?.
Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?
love baseball, so take me home baby!
Do these look real?
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
My name is . I'll be your play toy tonight.
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
Show me your penis and Ill get naked and do anything you want.
I don't have STD's and I can prove it.